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I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows
to make sure my golden retriever
had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted
to impress on her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb
backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay... Do you hear me?... Stay!.. Stay!" The driver of a
nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde, gave me a strange
look and said. "Why don't you just put it in park?"
2 Wrong judge
While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room
of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full
name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same
name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago.
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such
thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face
was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had
attended the local high school. Yes," he replied. When did you
graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1971. Why?" You were in my
class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely and then the son of a
bitch asked, "What did you teach?"
What kind of music is she
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